It really is true.
Didn't know what to do,
Cause I forgot.
Over and over she told me,
With a scowl she kept reminding.
Promise, promise, she'd say,
Don't forget night or day!
My heart I did cross.
By pinkie I did swear.
Even called on the good name of the Girl Scouts
To get my point across.
So I have no excuse
For this neglectful abuse.
And of all the things she's asked me,
Forgetting this one's really the worst
With this one unfortunate error
Our friendship's suddenly cursed.
All because I forgot!